what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex
what to do when you’re in love with someone:
- dig a grave
- lie down in it
- get comfortable in the dirt
why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
i swallowed your cum you can text me first
Do not pity the dead, pity the living, and above all those who respond “I don’t read,” to the question “What’s your favorite book?”
it’s all fun and games until you see someone that goes to your school
Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses
Here’s a diagram to help you understand
Casual reminder that Mitt Romney physically assaulted a gay man. Santorum was two letters away from calling Obama the n-word on national television. Paul Ryan laughed as an elderly man with a broken arm was tackled to the ground. All three of them have expressed their hatred of women in their policies.
college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. delicious.
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard