[100 outstanding television characters]
Liz Lemon: portrayed by Tina Fey

“Lovers…oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Amelia Pond: portrayed by Karen Gillan

“Ah, here we go. Oh, my boys. My poncho boys. If we’re going to die, let’s go out looking like a Peruvian folk band.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Phil Dunphy: portrayed by Ty Burrell 

“In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s because they want to give their female…bear, giraffe, what have you…the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear; I don’t condone eating your kids, although I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Lucille Bluth: portrayed by Jessica Walter

“I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol is the reason I’m here, I got news for you bub: it’s the only reason you’re here too.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Effy Stonem: portrayed by Kaya Scodelario

“If you close your eyes, you see darkness. But if you keep them closed for long enough…you’ll see light.” 

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Lip Gallagher: portrayed by Jeremy Allen White

“Name a single time I’ve let you down.” 

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Sterling Archer: voiced by H. Jon Benjamin

I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck. But I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck! The… tactleneck!”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Tom Haverford: portrayed by Aziz Ansari

” ‘Serts are what I call desserts. Tre-tre’s are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z, I don’t know where that one came from. I call cakes big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore…chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Eric Northman: portrayed by Alexander Skarsgard

“If I had known you would be this gorgeous with your clothes off, I would have tried to do this sooner.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Rudy Wade: portrayed by Joe Gilgun

“Would you like to see my penis?”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Tate Langdon: portrayed by Evan Peters

 ”Hi, I’m Tate. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
The Doctor: portrayed by Matt Smith

“The life out there, it dazzles. I mean, it blinds you to the things that are important. I’ve seen it devour relationships in fact. It’s meant to do that. Because for one person to have seen all that, to have tasted the glory, and then go back. It will tear you apart.” 

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Abed Nadir: portrayed by Danny Pudi

“I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined.”

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[100 outstanding television characters]
Barney Stinson: portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris

“That was the night I was born. I rose lke a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.”

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posted 1 year ago

smile, sunshine.




[ashley. 18. gemini.] everyone dances to their own boom boom!

i go to rutgers. i watch too much television.